I sure as hell hope that if any of my friends kids go missing, they do it in a balloon. Then maybe people would care. Just so you know, almost a MILLION kids go missing every year in America. I bet some of the stories of their disappearance are even more CRAAAAAZAY than this balloon garbage. This is so obviously a stunt drummed up by some slimy scumbag reality TV mastermind. There’s absolutely no way that this is a coincidence. That family was on a reality show 2 times for fuck’s sake.
Now. get ready to lose your temper. Imagine how many tax dollars were spent on that stupid hoax? I think network in charge of this should pay YOU and ME back for every wasted penny. What a joke. Imagine how many real emergencies went unanswered because of those losers and their desperate attempts at fame.
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Tagged balloon, scum
The current lineup on the TLC channel makes me sick to my stomach.
10 Years Younger – Adults are told they look haggard then receive instruction on how to look like a teen harpy
Property Ladder – A show about flipping houses! Great idea! By the way it’s not 2004
Heli-Loggers – Viewers watch as loggers most likely get decapitated or killed while working
18 Kids and Counting – Jim Bob and Michelle have 18 kids and live in Arkansas.
I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant – Apparently this is a common problem. The individual stories are utterly disgusting. That’s a baby, not a turd you fat fat fat woman.
Jon & Kate Plus 8 – No explanation necessary
Table For 12 – Another example of how fertility drugs can turn anyone into a STAR!
Say Yes To The Dress – Spoiled women have breakdowns over wedding dresses while snarky gay men sneer at them
King Of The Crown – Southern high school girls who can barely string together full sentences are browbeaten by their mothers then paraded on stage in evening gowns
Police Women of Broward County – Moms with poor grammar and quick tempers can be cops too!
Toddlers & Tiaras – Everyone involved with this show should be jailed for obvious reasons
Wedded to Perfection – Watch as horrible New York couples with entitlement issues plan the celebration of their short-lived marriage!
There are more shows on there but I’m too grossed out to look at the TLC site anymore.