Category Archives: TV

The Balloon Bullshit

I sure as hell hope that if any of my friends kids go missing, they do it in a balloon.  Then maybe people would care.  Just so you know, almost a MILLION kids go missing every year in America.  I bet some of the stories of their disappearance are even more CRAAAAAZAY than this balloon garbage.  This is so obviously a stunt drummed up by some slimy scumbag reality TV mastermind.  There’s absolutely no way that this is a coincidence.  That family was on a reality show 2 times for fuck’s sake.

Now. get ready to lose your temper.  Imagine how many tax dollars were spent on that stupid hoax?  I think network in charge of this should pay YOU and ME back for every wasted penny.  What a joke.  Imagine how many real emergencies went unanswered because of those losers and their desperate attempts at fame.


The TLC Channel

The current lineup on the TLC channel makes me sick to my stomach.

10 Years YoungerAdults are told they look haggard then receive instruction on how to look like a teen harpy
Property LadderA show about flipping houses!  Great idea!  By the way it’s not 2004
Heli-LoggersViewers watch as loggers most likely get decapitated or killed while working
18 Kids and CountingJim Bob and Michelle have 18 kids and live in Arkansas.
I Didn’t Know I Was PregnantApparently this is a common problem.  The individual stories are utterly disgusting.  That’s a baby, not a turd you fat fat fat woman.
Jon & Kate Plus 8No explanation necessary
Table For 12Another example of how fertility drugs can turn anyone into a STAR!
Say Yes To The DressSpoiled women have breakdowns over wedding dresses while snarky gay men sneer at them
King Of The Crown Southern high school girls who can barely string together full sentences are browbeaten by their mothers then paraded on stage in evening gowns
Police Women of Broward CountyMoms with poor grammar and quick tempers can be cops too!
Toddlers & TiarasEveryone involved with this show should be jailed for obvious reasons
Wedded to PerfectionWatch as horrible New York couples with entitlement issues plan the celebration of their short-lived marriage!

There are more shows on there but I’m too grossed out to look at the TLC site anymore.