Have you ever wondered why men these days seem like such pussies? I’m serious. There used to be a CODE everyone lived by, and it’s totally gone from what I can tell. Men used to stand up for their beliefs, no matter whose feelings could get hurt or how “un-pc” they might seem. Men used to grow up at 18 and want to venture out and make something of themselves, not see what kind of car they could get for graduation and sit on their ass in a nightclub. Men used to look at their parents and siblings and either want to emulate that happiness and security or try as hard as they could NOT to recreate the dysfunction. There’s no such thing as a family anymore. Most guys around 30 are so obsessed with statistics like “50% of marriages end in divorce” or some such nonsense that they are terrified to grow the fuck up, find a person they can relate to on THE level, and start a damn adult life.
All the TV stations and sport competitions that are aimed towards the dude-bro mentality are so gross to watch. I have a feeling in about 10 years there’s gonna be a whole lot of lonely old fuckers out there, broken down and worn from years of drinkin with the boys and ramping themselves off railings who really wish they had appreciated the women they had in their lives when they made the decision to try and copy off peter pan.
I got on this whole tangent while watching the WWII in HD special the History Channel is running right now. Watch it if you want a reminder of why everyone’s grandpa was a real-live badass and hero. Those guys kept it together in a world that none of the spoiled tatted up brats I know could even begin to deal with.
I’m not some kind of lazy ass or gold digger or weirdo transplant from 1950. I’m just saying that it would be nice to feel like a man wants to take care of ME for once. I’m talking about mentally and physically… I don’t want a fucking handbag from the Chanel store. I can buy my own frivolous crap if i feel the need thank you very much. All I want is to feel like there’s a dude who isn’t interested in scanning for a better deal out of the corner of his eye, someone who isn’t afraid to say “I think you’re rad, let’s do this”.
So, guys who are over 30 and claim to never have considered marriage & kids are either dumb or delusional or just plain selfish and don’t need other people in their lives. That’s what I’ve decided anyway. Now, is it going to take another world war to bring the dudes of our generation down to earth?