I sure as hell hope that if any of my friends kids go missing, they do it in a balloon. Then maybe people would care. Just so you know, almost a MILLION kids go missing every year in America. I bet some of the stories of their disappearance are even more CRAAAAAZAY than this balloon garbage. This is so obviously a stunt drummed up by some slimy scumbag reality TV mastermind. There’s absolutely no way that this is a coincidence. That family was on a reality show 2 times for fuck’s sake.
Now. get ready to lose your temper. Imagine how many tax dollars were spent on that stupid hoax? I think network in charge of this should pay YOU and ME back for every wasted penny. What a joke. Imagine how many real emergencies went unanswered because of those losers and their desperate attempts at fame.